Ticos en la "yunai"

Lean lo que paso en una Empresa en USA con empleados ticos...........

Este es un memorándum que paso el departamento de recursos humanos de
una compañía en USA, en el departamento hay 8 ticos y en el costumer
service 4 más, por lo que entenderán que la forma de hablar dentro del
departamento es muy popular y a lo tico. Por esto, ya algunos de los
norteamericanos que trabajan de supervisores han aprendido algo de
nuestra lengua, así que el departamento de recursos humanos les llamo
la atención con este memorándum... es real...



Merlin Industries
Trenton , NJ USA
Memorandum

To: Costarrican Employees

From: Human Resources Department
Subject: New Policy using the Spanish language during working hours.


1) Words like "picha", "hijueputa " and other such expressions will
not be used for emphasis, no matter how heated the discussion may get.

2) Non-important matters should not be addressed to as "mierda"

3) You will not say "la cagó" when someone makes a mistake, or
"cagaron" if you see someone being reprimanded. All forms and
derivates of the word "cagar" are inappropiated in our environment.

4) Lack of determination will not be referred to as "falta de huevos"
or "culioladas", not will a person with lack of initiative be referred
to as "maricon", "playo" or comemierda".

5) No manager or supervisor, under any circunstances, will be referred
to as "ese care picha", or "ese maricon"

6) When a good proposal is presented, the term "está pichudo" must no be
used.

7) Unusual or creative brainstorming meetings will not be referred to
as "diarreas mentales".

8) Do not say " como jode" if a person is persistent, or " se jodió "
if somebody is going trough a difficult situation. Furthermore, you
must not say "que Hijueputa " or " que dolor de picha "when matters
become complicated in your line of work.

9) When asking someone to leave you alone, you should not say " vayase
pala mierda", or will you substitute "qué putas quiere?" for "May I
help you?".

10) When leaving the office, using the term " me voy malparidos " is not
proper.

11) When any office equipment fails, it must be reported as " it
brokes down", not " se despichó" or " se jodió está mierda ".

12) Last but not least, after reading this memo, please do not say,
"me voy a limpiar el culo con esto". Just keep it clean and file
properly.


Thank you for your cooperation.

(via mail)